If you’d like to follow me and keep any questions until the end, then we’ll begin…

Do you know where you’re going? What you’re doing next? What’s your five-year plan?

As the summertime tourists begin to flock, the fresh-faced, polo shirt-sporting employees of Bath’s beleaguered Adventure Tours™ have it all in front of them. Which might just be the problem.

But how can you even begin to figure your life out when you have Romans, Royals and Ross from Friends to contend with? Throw in a heady Jane Austen romance, a bottle of tequila and the threat of redundancy and everything’s getting very complicated…

Photography: Jack Offard